I fully recognize the fact that many people out there do not, in fact, appreciate the "tree hugging" lifestyle.
And I recognize that there are other folks who consider themselves "tree huggers" who may not, in fact, actually enjoy the physical act of hugging a tree.
Although, I must admit that personally, I have been known to hug them...
[the trees, not the tree huggers... although I've often hugged tree huggers too, and they're also quite nice... but we're talking about the trees]
...I've been known to hug them (trees) on several occasions, and I rather enjoy it. And - sans the paint thinner baths afterward for purposes of sap removal, of course - it makes me feel... good. And happy.
[Again, the trees. Not the paint thinner.]
And plus, I was named after Paradise...
[thanks Mom & Dad! Because of your creative streaks, I've never felt like I had to live up to any unrealistic ideals in life! *cough, cough*]
...so the least I could do is give some love back to Mother Nature once in a while.
[Just kidding I actually love my name. If I didn't, I wouldn't be drawing attention to it every chance I get.]
As I was saying.
Recognizing that I am one of the very, very few who could probably be classified as a "tree hugger" who does - in fact - love to actually hug trees, I am still going to have to go out on a limb here...
[bahdum-bum! It was actually unintentional! Well, at first anyway.]
...and hope that none of my delightful readers out there will take me literally when they see today's theme title.
"Hug a Tree Tuesday" is not what you think. (Don't worry, I won't be insulted if you go ahead and heave a huge sigh of relief. I can't hear you or see you.)
So are you pickin' up what I'm puttin' down? Tuesdays here at Evergreen Eden will absolutely, positively, in no way, shape or form, result in some strange commitment on your part to go outside and befriend your nearest deciduous.
Also? I will not require that you begin recycling (although I would totally think you were SUPER awesome if you did.)
Or that you stop wearing/using/owning synthetically-made products which contain chemicals that are harmful for the environment (at that I would say you're a much better gal than I.)
Or that you yell at/throw paint on/otherwise socially shun someone wearing leather Doc Martins or eating a medium-well-done Bourbon Street Steak at Applebee's. With A-1 Sauce.
[What? Is that too telling? Dude. Have you tried the Bourbon Street Steak? With A-1 Sauce? You can go right ahead shun me socially all you want, yo.]
So. Just to reiterate - because, let's face it, that's what I'm good at - here's that disclaimer again:
Joining Eden for "Hug a Tree Tuesdays" does NOT entail any kind of environmental love and/or responsibility.
Wait, you ask. So then why in the tarnation did you go and name your weekly Tuesday theme something like that???
Well, first of all, because I can. See? I just did.
And secondly, because hello! This here blog is called Evergreen Eden!
Evergreen Eden. As in evergreen trees.
Eden. As in the Garden of.
And thirdly (as if you needed any more reason than that!) because... I, for one, happen to love trees. (I think you may have gathered that by now. Did I mention the name of this here blog?)
And fourthly, if "Hug a Tree Tuesday" isn't meant to be an environmental tribute of some sort... then the name must have had SOME purpose, right?
What do you think it might mean? I'll give you a hint:
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Give up? Okay, here it is:
"Hug a Tree Tuesday" isn't meant to really mean much of anything... at all.
But don't let that upset you. There is actually a method to my madness.
[Is that what all crazy people say? Well, I am NOT crazy, I assure you.]
[Uh-oh. They say that too, huh?]
I didn't want Tuesdays to have too specific of a theme, because I like to keep the door open for seemingly random, all-over-the-map, yet secretly meaningful, I-totally-have-a-point posts.
Like this one. Aren't you glad I did?
Welcome to Hug a Tree Tuesdays at Evergreen Eden.
There's more where that came from, baby!